Babelizing means machine translating a text into one language, then back into English, then into another language, then back into English, and so on, until the meaning has been wrung out of it. I hadn’t actually tried it before but here it is:
Come round any old time, make yourself at home. Put your feet on the mantelshelf, open the cupboard and help yourself.
Come around at any time old, dice to form it he it house. If its feet
regulated in mantelshelf, to open the drawer and helped them.
Einstein can’t be classed as witless.
He claimed atoms were the littlest.
When you did a bit of splitting-em-ness
Frighten everybody shitless.
(From Ian Dury, There ain’t half been some clever bastards)
Einstein cannot be classified as stupid. It declared atoms was the
minor. When you it gave form to a small conclusion of the copiatura
of, the sustentation frightens shitless everything.
(Thanks to Ekkehard)