ZDNet UK presents MP3 files of corporate anthems: often in curious English and apparently often originating from Germany.
The latest is by the Dutch accountants, GIBO Groep.
bq. Fiscaal, juridisch, P&O en ook bedrijfskundig
Daarin adviseren zij en zijn dus heel vakkundig
bq. Tax, legal, HRM and business administration
Is what they advise and are very competent
At least IBM seems to have a touch of irony.