48-hour Internet Outage Plunges Nation into Productivity

The Onion reports that a new worm disabled the Internet on Monday and Tuesday and people were forced to work.

bq. “This is terrible,” said Miami resident Ron Lewison, an employee at Gladstone Finance and an Amazon.com Top 500 Reviewer. “For two days, I’ve been denied access to the vital information I need to go about my workday. In the absence of that information, I’ve been forced to go about my job.”

To quote Tom Mighell at Inter Alia, ‘The scary thing is, we all know it’s true’.

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