Desbladet appropriately links to a Monty Python sketch on a team of German philosophers, playing the ancient Greeks.

If you click on the next page, skip over the Bomber Harris interlude quickly, in view of the fact that the dome was put on the Frauenkirche in Dresden today and the Duke of Kent said some words in German.

bq. Obviously the manager Martin Luther has decided on all-out attack, as indeed he must with only two minutes of the match to go. And the big question is, who is he going to replace, who’s going to come off. It could be Jaspers, Hegel or Schopenhauer, but it’s Wittgenstein! Wittgenstein, who saw his aunty only last week, and here’s Marx.
(Marx begins some energetic knees-up running about)