Here is a long disclaimer clause. It’s nearly 7.5 thousand words long, but you can use small print.

bq. HEALTH WARNING: Care should be taken when lifting this product, since its mass, and thus its weight, is dependent on its velocity relative to the user. past performance should not be used to determine future growth; if you experience a ringing in your ears, reduce volume or discontinue use; may cause drowsiness; may be too intense for some viewers; don’t try this in your living room; these are trained professionals; not affiliated with the American Red Cross; contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show; portions of the program not affecting the outcome have been edited; electronically altered to fit time slot; time compressed to fit allotted time; time expanded to fit allotted time; no user-serviceable parts inside;