Bayern’s new bank

It’s been really noisy here all day, with music and a loudspeaker droning on. I had to go out and what did I see? A tent and stand labelled Bayern’s new bank (at first I thought it meant Bavaria’s new bank).


This is the Hypovereinsbank offering a savings bank card with interest rates linked to the performance of the FC Bayern football team. With every tenth home goal in the Bundesliga, the interest rate rises by 0.1% until the end of the season, and if the team win the cup, as it were, you will get 5% Zinsaufschlag (interest markup?) in the calendar month following the win.

I just hope the people who say the children outside are loud in summer make a few complaints about this din!

bq. Die Bayern gehen auf Torejagd und Sie profitieren davon
Mit der FC Bayern SparKarte freuen Sie sich über alle Heimtreffer der Bayern doppelt. Der Zinssatz steigt mit jedem 10. Bundesliga-Heimtor um 0,1% p.a. bis zum Saisonende.
Und wenn die Bayern zum 19. Mal Deutscher Meister werden, bekommen Sie 5% p.a. Zinsaufschlag im nächsten Kalendermonat nach der Meisterschaft.

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