Das voran beschriebene Körperteil, das hinsichtlich einer weiteren Art der Verwendung offenbar eine Renaissance erfährt, wurde verdutzten Polizeibeamten am Elisenbrunnen entgegengestreckt.
The ‘voran beschriebene Körperteil’ is a neat link to a previous unconnected story.
I wonder if the gifted writer of the Aachener Polizeibericht (there are others) has read the Arcata Eye police log?
6:29 p.m. An egg originating from an old Oldsmobile struck a girl near 11th and K streets.
…11:02 a.m. An argument erupted on Foster Avenue between someone releasing trash from the back of a truck and someone who objected to this. An officer becalmed the disputants and made the slob pick up the trash.
12:15 p.m. Arcatas bearded-guy randomly yelling craze is now firmly established in Valley West… Sunday, December 10 12:59 a.m. A man with a cut upper lip refused to disclose details.
11:51 a.m. A citizen reported an approach by a crack cocaine salesman in a Uniontown parking lot. The freelance pharmacist, distinguished by abundant facial hair, drove up in a battered gray Olds accented with duct tape and accessorized with a woman and an infant child.