And scarcely a foreign element – but a pack of Herta export frankfurters.

Found at supersized.meals.com

Arrrr me harteys. Thar be a meatship ahead in the oven…. Floating high on the 17,000 calorie seas, made with Bacon, sausages, pastry, mince, it’s all meat, and it’s coming to rape and pillage your arteries! Har har!

One commenter says, ‘It will never fly’.

Photos by Joel Richards (in Bristol).

Hat tip to Trevor, who says ‘The Germans go on about their bloody sausages, but they lack the
maritime tradition to make something like this’.