I just got a Sony eReader, of which perhaps more anon, and I decided to read Ulysses in full. We always had that book at home but I could not get far with it, although I liked the beginning. Maybe it was when we were shown extracts from Finnegans Wake in the sixth form that I felt Joyce was not for me. I think we ‘did’ Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man at university (I studied German with subsidiary English).

So on the Reader I have a Penguin copy of the Odyssey, and lying around an old library copy of Harry Blamires guide to Ulysses, The Bloomsday Book – A guide through Joyce’s Ulysses (there is a newer one, but AFAIK it just adapts the page numbers to a newer edition). I bought it through abebooks. It was originally much consulted at West Sussex County Library. It is an unpretentious guide. In the Odyssey, I’ve just got to the point where Odysseus arrives back in Ithaca. The Penguin edition – an E.V.Rieu translation edited by his son – has a very useful chronological summary of the events in it. The Odyssey is anything but chronological in sequence.

I also have and am reading Richard David Precht, Wer bin ich – und wenn ja, wie viele? . This book is a bestseller in Germany. Precht studied philosophy and he set out to explain it to his stepchildren. His approach is unusual. He describes what fun it was to study philosophy and discuss it with other students, and how dry the lectures were, based on a historical approach. I think the title is a quote from a fellow student who was drunk.

An English edition is to be published in April 2011. Here is a page about selling the rights. Here’s the British publisher’s blurb:

There are many books about philosophy, but “Who Am I? And If So How Many?” is different from the rest. Never before has anyone introduced readers so expertly and, at the same time, so light-heartedly and elegantly to the big philosophical questions. Drawing on neuroscience, psychology, history, and even pop culture, Richard David Precht deftly elucidates the questions at the heart of human existence: What is truth? Does life have meaning? Why should I be good? And presents them in concise, witty, and engaging prose. The result is an exhilarating journey through the history of philosophy and a lucid introduction to current research on the brain. “Who Am I? And If So, How Many?” is a wonderfully accessible introduction to philosophy. The book is a kaleidoscope of philosophical problems, anecdotal information, neurological and biological science, and psychological research. The books is divided into three parts: What Can I Know? focuses on the brain and the nature and scope of human knowledge, starting with questions posed by Kant, Descartes, Nietzsche, Freud, and others; What Should I Do? deals with human morals and ethics, using neurological and sociological research to explain why we empathize with others and are compelled to act morally, and discusses the morality of euthanasia, abortion, cloning, and other controversial topics; and, What Can I Hope For? centers around the most important questions in life: What is happiness and why do we fall in love? Is there a God and how can we prove God’s existence? What is freedom? What is the purpose of life?

The final book I am reading is Defending the Guilty, by Alex McBride. This is an inside life of the criminal bar, both prosecuting and defending. You can look inside it at amazon – I have an amazon.de link in the right-hand sidebar. McBride is not like Ferdinand von Schirach – he doesn’t try to keep himself out of the stories. He alternates between stories of courtroom successes and failures and becoming a criminal barrister and brief considerations of problems in criminal law. Thus he starts on a lighthearted note (insofar as chopping up the body of a rabbi and getting the refuse collection day wrong is amusing) before turning to the problems of making a mistake in cross-examination which lets in precisely the evidence which will convict your client. Some of the successful trials are the result of luck.

There is a lot of other legal stuff I should be blogging when I find more time, but meanwhile, a meme has been doing the rounds in German literature weblogs and I can’t resist it, or at least part of it. For German examples, see is a blog, Anke Gröner and Vorspeisenplatte, and now Ich kann Balkan has started it.

So now I will dip a toe in. However, I can’t see myself spreading it over thirty-one days or having much to say on every question.

Here is the list of topics for 31 days:

Tag 1 – Das Buch, das du zurzeit liest – The book you are reading now
Tag 2 – Das Buch, das du als nächstes lesen willst – The book you want to read next
Tag 3 – Dein Lieblingsbuch – Your favourite book
Tag 4 – Dein Hassbuch – The book you hate
Tag 5 – Ein Buch, das du immer und immer wieder lesen könntest – A book you could read again and again
Tag 6 – Ein Buch, das du nur einmal lesen kannst (egal, ob du es hasst oder nicht) – A book you can read only once (whether you hate it or not)
Tag 7 – Ein Buch, das dich an jemanden erinnert – A book that reminds you of someone
Tag 8 – Ein Buch, das dich an einen Ort erinnert – A book that reminds you of a place
Tag 9 – Das erste Buch, das du je gelesen hast – The first book you ever read
Tag 10 – Ein Buch von deinem Lieblingsautor – A book by your favourite author
Tag 11 – Ein Buch, das du mal geliebt hast, aber jetzt hasst – A book you once loved but now hate
Tag 12 – Ein Buch, das du von jemandem empfohlen bekommen hast – A book that someone else recommended you
Tag 13 – Ein Buch, bei dem du nur lachen kannst – A book you can do nothing but laugh at
Tag 14 – Ein Buch aus deiner Kindheit – A book from your childhood
Tag 15 – Das 4. Buch in deinem Regal v.l. – The fourth book from the left on your bookshelf
Tag 16 – Das 9. Buch in deinem Regal v.r. – The ninth book from the right on your bookshelf.
Tag 17 – Augen zu und irgendein Buch aus dem Regal nehmen – Shut your eyes and take any book from the shelf
Tag 18 – Das Buch mit dem schönsten Cover, das du besitzt – The book with the most beautiful cover you own
Tag 19 – Ein Buch, das du schon immer lesen wolltest – A book you always wanted to read
Tag 20 – Das beste Buch, das du während der Schulzeit als Lektüre gelesen hast – The best book you read as school reading
Tag 21 – Das blödeste Buch, das du während der Schulzeit als Lektüre gelesen hast – The most stupid book you read as school reading
Tag 22 – Das Buch in deinem Regal, das die meisten Seiten hat – The book on your shelves with the most pages
Tag 23 – Das Buch in deinem Regal, das die wenigsten Seiten hat – The book on your shelves with the fewest pages
Tag 24 – Ein Buch, von dem niemand gedacht hätte, dass du es gelesen hast – A book nobody would think you had read
Tag 25 – Ein Buch, bei dem die Hauptperson dich ziemlich gut beschreibt – A book whose main character is a good description of you
Tag 26 – Ein Buch, aus dem du deinen Kindern vorlesen würdest – A book from which you would read to your children
Tag 27 – Ein Buch, dessen Hauptperson dein „Ideal“ ist – A book whose main character is your ideal
Tag 28 – Zum Glück wurde dieses Buch verfilmt! – It’s good that this book was made into a film
Tag 29 – Warum zur Hölle wurde dieses Buch verfilmt? – Why on earth was this book made into a film?
Tag 30 – Warum zur Hölle wurde dieses Buch noch nicht verfilmt? – Why on earth was this book not made into a film?
Tag 31 – Das Buch, das du am häufigsten verschenkt hast – The book you have most often given as a present

Sie sollten es nicht versäumen, Ihren Anwalt englisch nach den Erfolgsaussichten des Verfahrens zu befragen. Informieren Sie Ihren Anwalt englisch möglichst detailliert über den entstanden Schaden. Der Name des Schadensverursachers ist eine wichtige Information für Ihren Anwalt englisch. Für alle Tätigkeiten, die der Anwalt englisch im Rahmen des gerichtlichen Verfahrens vornimmt, sind sowohl gesetzliche Gebühren als auch Individualvereinbarungen relevant. Für die Durchsetzung Ihrer Ansprüche sollten Sie Ihrem Anwalt englisch auch alle vorhandenen Beweise zur Verfügung stellen. Ein zuverlässiger Indikator dafür, wie gut Ihr Anwalt englisch Ihre Sache vertreten wird, ist auch immer sein Erfahrungshorizont und der seiner Rechtsanwaltskanzlei. Bereiten Sie sich darauf vor, von Ihrem Anwalt englisch genauestens nach Zeugen befragt zu werden. Zielsetzung des ersten Gesprächs sollte sein, Ihren Anwalt englisch so gut es geht über Ihr Anliegen in Kenntnis zu setzen.
…weitere Keywords

This text was automatically generated on the site of a Düsseldorf lawyer when I did a Google search for anwaltlich englisch. This reminds me of those dictionary sites that respond to a query with ‘No precise equivalent found’.

I was actually wondering if anyone had a good idea for the old chestnut ‘es wird anwaltlich versichert, dass…’ (we lawyers guarantee that …). Probably a waste of time.

Incidentally, I have the impression that Google has started searching very widely – I did not want the word Anwalt, but anwaltlich. I would have to put it in inverted commas now. I did find some discussion at dict. cc., but nothing sensible. One Peter informed the questioner that attorney is ‘American dialect and not English’. Good for you, Peter, helping show the world that British people aren’t necessarily polite or educated. Derek Gill Franßen made more sense at ProZ.

Yesterday was a public holiday, at least in Bavaria. Here are some signs you would see if you went for a walk by the canal (near the harbour). For the insects at the top, see earlier entry. The bottom sign indicates that this is where search and rescue dogs (Rettungshunde) train.

And here is another person using the Pagage text. I doubt whether Herr Frankenberger visits Fürth.