Off topic, and it doesn’t behove me to make light remarks about a hurricane that isn’t going to affect me, but here it is anyway:

The ethicalEsq? law blog has some hurricane haiku:

bq. they call it
a driving rain, but
we better not drive
[haikuEsq]

and the Unofficial Dave Barry Blog repeats some hurricane advice originally printed in the Miami Herald (for South Florida):

bq. STEP 1. Buy enough food and bottled water to last your family for at least three days.
STEP 2. Put these supplies into your car.
STEP 3. Drive to Nebraska and remain there until Halloween.
Unfortunately, statistics show that most people will not follow this sensible plan. Most people will foolishly stay here in South Florida. If you’re one of those people, you’ll want to clip out the following useful hurricane information and tuck it away in a safe place so that later on, when a storm is brewing, you will not be able to locate it.

But for real advice he recommends the Miami Herald storm site.

Hurricane Isabel has already had consequences in criminal law:

bq. PORT ST. LUCIE — With Hurricane Isabel churning in the west Atlantic on Sunday, a 70-year-old woman allegedly hurled a knife at her husband because he watched football instead of preparing for the storm, police said Monday.

He wanted to watch a football game, she wanted him to prepare for the hurricane. Robert M. Harris finished up with a large laceration to his leg, and Joan W. Harris was being held in the St. Lucie County jail.

From Bag & Baggage: a Dutch law firm has started a blog, claiming to be the first European law firm to do so. Also linking to a Dutch chocolate page, Denise says, ‘Yet another reason to learn Dutch’. Hasn’t she heard about Belgian chocolate? But I do remember being taken to try cherries in liqueur and chocolate in Amsterdam, with the stalks still on.

I tried to learn Dutch at evening classes two years ago. I only went for the pronunciation, but it was a very frustrating experience. If you know German, Dutch is so easy, but being asked to tell a story and realizing every word you were saying was pidgin was quite irritating. Isabella Massardo recently mentioned a vocabulary book for learners of Dutch as a second language, i.e. immigrants, that looks really useful for speakers of German and probably English too.

I’m fascinated by the lengths to which U.S. publishers sometimes go to ‘localize’ British novels, and I gather it happens the other way round too.
There is a very interesting paper written in English by a German, Helge Nowak, on the changes demanded of A.S. Byatt’s Possession, not my favourite novel but one that was very successful. Nowak looks at every possible aspect of difference between U.S. and British versions, including dustjacket and typography.

Here is just one example of a change. British version:

he saw himself as a failure and felt vaguely responsible for this.
He was a small man, with very soft, startling black hair and small regular features. Val called him Mole, which he disliked. He had never told her so.

U.S. version:

he saw himself as a failure and felt vaguely responsible for this. He was a compact, clearcut man, with precise features, a lot of very soft black hair, and thoughtful dark brown eyes. He had a look of wariness, which could change when he felt relaxed or happy, which was not often in these difficult days, into a smile of amused friendliness and pleasure which aroused feelings of warmth, and something more, in many women. He was generally unaware of these feelings, since he paid little attention to what pe/ple thought about him, which was part of his attraction. Val called him Mole, which he disliked. He had never told her so.

I was reminded of this by a recent Guardian article about American publishers nearly retitling the British novel Brick Lane – they wanted it to be called Seven Seas and Thirteen Rivers (however, this was the title originally used by the author, Monica Ali).

There are many Internet sites with B.E./Am.E. wordlists, but they have a tendency to be over-simplified and suggest A is always used in AmE and B always in BE and never the twain shall meet.

I’ve never seen the series Law & Order, although apparently it is shown in Germany. But I am intrigued by this colouring book (you can print it out). Here’s a picture showing the long path between arraignment and trial (click to enlarge). From Bag & Baggage.

This was a mystery to me, because in England and Wales, arraignment is the stage of the criminal trial where the indictment is read out to the defendant, so it’s part of the trial. But in the USA, arraignment is

bq. an initial step in the criminal process wherein the defendant is formally charged with an offense, i.e. given a copy of the complaint… and informed of his constitutional rights…

The defendant is brought before court and told how he can plead, and he may plead (e.g. not guilty). But it is not the trial (Gifis, Law Dictionary)

Fürth hatte mal viele Sitzgelegenheiten in der Fußgängerzone. Sie kamen gut an.

Fürth hasn’t got the prettiest pedestrian zone I know, but it used to be rather civilized with lots of benches for people to sit.

Mindestens die Hälfte hat die Stadt (under der CSU) aber vor zwei Jahren entfernt. Schilder mit durchgestrichenem Fußball erschienen auch.

Two years ago, the local government under the CSU removed at least half of these benches. They also put up signs with a crossed-out football.

Es wurde abends weniger Fußball gespielt. Der Lärm wurde aber nicht reduziert.
There was less football played, but the general noise level was unchanged.

Jetzt hat der Oberbürgermeister (jetzt SPD) “ganz unbürokratisch” (Zitat SPD-Unterschriftensammlerin) noch eine Bank entfernt. (Bilder hier, Site benutzt Frames).

Now the mayor (now SPD) has removed another bench “unbureaucratically” (according to a woman from the SPD collecting signatures). (Pictures here – site uses frames – English version available).

Die Grünen haben danach drei Stühle an eine Straßenlaterne gekettet.

The Green Party have now chained three chairs to a lamppost.

(Translation: So you can have a rest when you’re shopping or afterwards.
This is a free service from Bündnis90/Die Grünen, local committee, Fürth
We support more seats in an attractive pedestrian zone.)

Die Biertrinker sind ganz unbürokratisch in den Parkplatz gezogen.

The beer drinkers have unbureaucratically moved into the car park.