Dewey & LeBoeuf raspberry via Blackberry / Aber wie war die deutsche Übersetzung?

Above the law reports this exchange by Blackberry at Dewey & Leboeuf:

From: Ralph C. Ferrara
To: DL All Attorneys – US
Cc: Ferrara, Ralph C.
Sent: Mon Dec 17 11:00:29 2007
Subject: German Translation – Completed

Dear All,

Thank you for your many quick responses [to a request for translation of a German document]. The translation has been completed.

Regards, Ralph
______________

From: Stephen A. Best
Sent: Monday, December 17, 2007 11:02 AM
To: Ferrara, Ralph C.; DL All Attorneys – US
Subject: Re: German Translation – Completed

Zieg Heil!!!!!!

Sent from my Blackberry Wireless Handheld

This led to great excitement in the comments both there and on The Volokh Conspiracy.

Interesting that you write to all attorneys to get a German translation.

Thanks to Ed. at Blawg Review for the tipoff)

Exciting foreign words / Tantenverführer

The British media are spreading lies about Germany yet again.

From today’s Guardian:

And a number of us will need to beware of what Germans call the Tantenverführer (aunt seducer) at this year’s office Christmas party, a young man of suspiciously good manners you suspect of devious motives…

Admittedly the article is by someone who wrote a whole book about odd words in foreign languages (‘Adam Jacot de Boinod is the author of Toujours Tingo published by Penguin’, another young man who may have devious motives). One wonders who gave him this one. Perhaps Mark McCrum?

Like Spinatwachtel (another rare word) in the LEO forum, I found Google suggested this was not known to German speakers:

googelt man nach “Tantenverführer” – Seiten auf Deutsch, erhält man bezeichnenderweise die Nachricht, daß es da nichts gäbe, ob man in einer anderen Sprache gucken möchte. Man klickt “ja”, und hey presto! 14 Hits, die fast alle mit diesem Buch zu tun haben.
Poodle-faker habe ich jetzt immer noch kein Gefühl für, welcher Slang ist das denn? Und kanntest du es schon, bevor du im Wörterbuch nachgeschaut hast? Ladies’ man hingegen habe ich schon gehört.

I’m not the first to comment on this. But I hope no-one gives me this for Christmas!

LATER NOTE: At Language Log, Benjamin Zimmer did a nice, if premature, piece on the author’s earlier book in 2005:

The multitudinous errors in such books should not be surprising; as Mark Liberman has reminded us, when a factoid about language is attractive enough, “the linguistic truth of the matter is beside the point.”

Head massager / Kopfkrauler

Deutsche Sprache schwere Sprache:

Falls Sie der- oder diejenige sind, der die Kopfmassage erhalten möchte, ist das Wichtigste, sich jemanden zu suchen, der Dich krault!
Und vielleicht möchte er oder sie ja auch „kopfgekrault“ werden…
Sitzen Sie sich hierzu aufrecht mit dem Kinn nach unten gerichtet hin.
Der „Masseur“ setzt den Kopfkrauler an Ihrem Hinterkopf an und bewegt ihn (unter Drehen) bis zum Nacken und dann wieder zurück. Mit ein bisschen Übung lässt sich die Massage durch Variieren des Drucks, fließendere Bewegung und Einbeziehen des ganzen Kopfs intensivieren. Für jeden, der „kopfgekrault“ wird, ist es wichtig, die Augen zu schließen und sich zu entspannen.

You can get them to use as a freebie, with your business name on a plaque:

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Vorteile des Kopfkraulers:
• gut gegen Migräne etc.
• entspannende Wirkung bei Parkinson-Patienten
• überwiegend positives Feedback bei geistig behinderten Menschen
• gut bei Kindern vor den Schularbeiten oder vor dem Schlafengehen
• begeisterte Frisör- und Kosmetik-Kundinnen
• Ideal zur Entspannung z.B. auf Arbeit bei Streß
• Anwendung als ergänzende Elemente zu herkömmlichen Massagen
• Ideal zum Verschenken, Partygag, Werbegeschenk etc.

Perhaps I should add that I am not thinking of getting one.

ß and capitals/ß Großschreiben

Das ß sollte abgeschafft werden, wie in der Schweiz – das Problem sieht man in der Überschrift. Es mausert sich aber langsam zum Großbuchstaben, das Versal-ß – siehe Berlin Blawg (mit guten Links) und das praegnanz.de Blog.

The header here shows the problem: the German ß is only a lowercase letter, and when it appears in capitals, it is replaced by SS. So what happens when you use fonts that automatically convert into uppercase? Or small capitals? I didn’t think about this when I set up Movable Type to capitalize the headers, so I usually avoid ß in the heading.

Berlin Blawg has an entry on the gradual appearance of ß as a capital – without a vote, and without even a spelling reform commission.

Apparently the uppercase ß was recognized by the ISO for Unicode at the end of April. Good news for typeface designers.

The ß came from a ligature of two s’s and in my view it should be done away with altogether. Bring back the SS (oh no, we aren’t allowed to say that). But actually, the strongest argument for the uppercase ß is the fact that some people use it in their surnames, so it should be detectable in uppercase as well as lowercase, as Fontblog says:

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Vor allem nach der Rechtschreibreform hat die Diskussion an Bedeutung gewonnen, weil das scharfe s nach kurzem Vokal generell weggefallen ist (daß/dass) und damit die Aussprache eindeutig definiert ist: das »Ruß« in Stefan Ruß-Mohl spricht sich auch versal gesetzt – RUSS-MOHL – immer noch »Ruhs« aus.

Here, from Wikipedia, is an uppercase ß on the title page of the 1957 Leipzig Duden.

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LATER NOTE: I see Movable Type automatically converts ß to SS in the header. I don’t think it always did that. Indeed, the triple S was not permitted before the recent German spelling reform. OTOH my Movable Type is prehistoric.

Golf

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Auf Grund des geringen Wachstums besteht die Möglichkeit, dass bei schlechten Wetters die Sommergrüns wieder geschlossen werden.
Vielen Dank für Ihr Verständnis!
Ihr Team der GolfRange Nürnberg

I thought summer greens were something you ate. Or is that spring greens?

LATER NOTE: My attention has been drawn to this poetic description of some holes (apparently regular players were each invited to describe their favourite):

Ein unbeschreibliches Gefühl des Glücks steigt in einem auf, sobald der Abschlag des 10. Loches betreten wird. Der Rundblick, der sich von hier aus auf die Voralbberge und die Täler der Fils, Lauter und des Reichenbaches bietet, gibt jedem ein Gefühl der Weite und Schönheit unserer Heimat.

This is not golf as I remember it, the game where the angrier you got with the ball, the worse your score became, and looking at the view was quite out of the question.

Dog law

I’ve been meaning to write about the Abmahnwelle in Germany, but since I haven’t researched it in depth and there are new examples every day, I don’t get round to it. I did mention it in an earlier entry.

Abmahnen means to send someone a letter before action. For instance, lawyers can do this to people whose Impressum is inadequate. The rules for the Impressum, the legal notice on a weblog that allows the person in charge to be contacted, are similar throughout the EU, I believe, but it’s only in Germany that legislation enables such a wide range of people to sue and collect fees. It’s a source of income for some lawyers to sue on formalities, because they can collect their fees. It’s particularly ridiculous that in order to sue someone for a formal defect in an Impressum, you have to be able to contact them, and the sole purpose of the Impressum is to enable you to contact the webmaster – so the mere fact you are able to take action against them proves the Impressum was doing its job.

Fortunately Larko has written on the topic in English. He says it’s a combination of legislation and some German courts. I had thought it was just the legislation. Here on the Impressum (note the link to the Abmahnwelle blog, in German):

The justice system is also frequently abused by lawyers who choose to sue bloggers and forums as a matter of routine although they could just as well write to the blogger or forum administrator and politely ask them to remove an offensive comment or post. Rather than negotiating in a civilized manner, they promptly sue because they can then charge their fat fees from the person who was sued even if the dispute itself is settled. This sort of dog law approach is so common in Germany that there is a word for it: Abmahnwelle. And believe it or not, a special blog was recently kicked off with the sole purpose of covering lawsuites against bloggers.

Incidentally, I hadn’t encountered the term dog law, but apparently it was coined by Jeremy Bentham with reference to judge-made criminal law:

It is the judges (as we have seen) that make the common law. Do you know how they make it? Just as a man makes laws for his dog. When your dog does anything you want to break him of, you wait till he does it, and then beat him for it. This is the way you make laws for your dog: and this is the way the judges make law for you and me. They won’t tell a man beforehand what it is he should not do – they won’t so much as allow of his being told: they lie by till he has done something which they say he should not have done, and then they hang him for it.

But these German lawyers could not behave in this way if the legislation did not support them.

This term dog law was used in German to refer to the Abmahnwelle by Professor Maximilian Herberger, I learn.

It would be fundamentally unjust to punish someone for violation of the law, if this person did not have a fair chance to know the law beforehand. This would be, as Jeremy Bentham has put it in criticism of his contemporary law, a kind of “dog law”, the point of comparison being that the dog learns about his failures only by being punished. He has (in this view) no chance to know the applicable rules before.

I still think dog law is a bit of a misnomer for the whole phenomenon, since it seems to result from legislation, even if judges and lawyers exploit it in unjust ways.

Every Dog’s Legal Guide here.

I picked up this discussion in RA-Blog, where one of the commentators had strong objections to Larko’s use of the word sue for out-of-court pursuit. I notice I used the word sue above myself loosely. When I wrote that German law allows a wide range of people to sue, that was correct, because even if they have to write a letter before action first, they could still sue afterwards. But it was strictly incorrect to say that German lawyers earn money from suing. They earn money from sending letters before action. I suppose this might be misleading for someone who doesn’t know the German legal system.

Incidentally, the commenter tells Larko that he can find the correct translation of Abmahnung in a dictionary. Obviously an optimist.