I happened to be looking at the Juraforum site and I tried their translator database. I searched for a translator from German to English, living in Germany and specializing in law.

There were three results: the second was a company in Hamburg and the third a woman in Lauf, but the first, in bold (unlike the others) was Max Mustermann. I see he also does Czech.

Anschrift Musterstr. 1
12345 Musterort
Deutschland
Wegbeschreibung
Telefon 123456
Telefax 123457
Homepage http://www.Ihre-Homepage-Adresse.de
E-Mail Ihre@email-adresse.de

Übersetzerabschluss:
Musterabschluss

Muttersprache:
Deutsch

Fachbereiche:
Computer/Informatik/Telekommunikation
Recht allgemein
Politik/Geschichte allgemein

Sprachen:

Deutsch « » Englisch
Deutsch « » Tschechisch

Sometimes Proz is an amazing resource.

I’ve abandoned attempts to upload a video. I’ve discovered I can edit Quicktime movies easily in Quicktime Pro, but I have a feeling it’s an effect of Movable Type and/or my provider’s settings that I can’t show a clip. I will wait till I have moved the weblog elsewhere, which will not be immediately.

Here are two pictures, anyway. You need to imagine the children bleating, which they began to do as soon as they saw the sheep.

Wikipedia op Platt:

bq. Moin Moin bi de plattdüütsche (nedersassisch un ostnederdüütsch) Utgaav vun Wikipedia

bq. Düsse plattdüütsche Wikipedia weer anfung’ an’n 27 April 2003. “Plattdüütsch” is tosammfatend för de nedersassische un de ossnedderdüütsche Spraak. Wikipedia is een friee Nokieksel, wo jedereen an mitwerken kann. Man to! Schriew rin, wenn du wat weest.

Under Juristeree there is one saying (sprök):

bq. Teggen ne´n Rieken prozessen un teggen den Wind pissen, dat flügg di immer anne Buxe!

(Via Christian Säfkens Weblog)